Holy fucking shit, you guys. I’m currently in Salt Lake City on a layover. Here’s what Tinder looks like in Mormon country.
(There is so much comedic gold lurking in that app. As someone who travels a lot, I love what Tinder reveals to me about mating rituals from region to region. It’s like some grand and ridiculous sociological experiment with the potential to reward me with either good sex or great stories.)

Holy fucking shit, you guys. I’m currently in Salt Lake City on a layover. Here’s what Tinder looks like in Mormon country.

(There is so much comedic gold lurking in that app. As someone who travels a lot, I love what Tinder reveals to me about mating rituals from region to region. It’s like some grand and ridiculous sociological experiment with the potential to reward me with either good sex or great stories.)

*50

"Someone once told me, time is a flat circle. Everything we’ve ever done, or will do, we’re gonna do over and over and over again."

Never has that felt more true than at Coachella.

Coachella Talk of the Day

  • Hot shit outfits *check*
  • Cute bikini situation *check*
  • Comfortable boots *check*
  • Good luck sandals *check*
  • Sunglasses I can’t lose *check*
  • Sunglasses I can lose *check*
  • All the drugs *check*
  • All-access wristband *check*


My ride gets here in 20 minutes. This is better than Christmas morning.

*81
Happy Coachella, motherfuckers.

Happy Coachella, motherfuckers.

The whitest thing anyone has ever texted me.

The guy I’m deciding whether to date just casually referred to Starbucks by its Nasdaq abbreviation. Those are the weird details about a dude that I notice, especially the MBA types.

He’s the first guy I’ve taken the least bit seriously since that actor fucked me sideways at the beginning of the year. I’ve had a fling or two in the interim — a three day drug bender with a crazy hot bartender, Vegas with a platonic partner-in-crime — but I can already tell this new guy isn’t just a seat filler.

He’s an executive at a toy company who — surprise — has a raging case of peter pan syndrome. That I don’t mind. I can handle a certain boyish charm as long as it’s not accompanied by emotionally crippling levels of self-involvement.

We’ll see. He comes recommended by the kind of mutual friends who know my dark side. They’ve indicated that he’s too much for most girls to handle, which of course, I interpret as a challenge.

There’s an ex-wife who’s not in the picture. No kids. He’s probably seen the inside of Passages Malibu, but that kind of shit doesn’t scare me. Best I can tell, he’s a wild man who’s managed to convince the world he has his shit together. I want that. Hell, I need that if I’m expected to hold my interest longer than a holiday weekend.

Yeah, we’ll see.

Ugly-Sexy: Cool?

Here’s a thing I lent a few words to. Read it.

Wouldn’t you like to know.

Wouldn’t you like to know.

Seriously, Richard. You’re an intelligent, educated man of science. It would take so little for you to pull your head out of your ass.
Prejudice against white people can be real, but it’s not racism. Prejudice against men can be real, but it’s not sexism. Racism and sexism include elements of systemic or institutionalized oppression, and the dominant cultural group is, by definition, not oppressed.
The concepts of cultural hegemony and systemic oppression really aren’t all that complicated, but they do require that you acknowledge the existence of both white and male privilege without being sarcastic.
It’s not that big a deal to wrap your head around these ideas, and given your sharp mind, I’m hopeful that one day you’ll have a legitimate epiphany about this stuff and stop acting like such a smug prick.

Seriously, Richard. You’re an intelligent, educated man of science. It would take so little for you to pull your head out of your ass.

Prejudice against white people can be real, but it’s not racism. Prejudice against men can be real, but it’s not sexism. Racism and sexism include elements of systemic or institutionalized oppression, and the dominant cultural group is, by definition, not oppressed.

The concepts of cultural hegemony and systemic oppression really aren’t all that complicated, but they do require that you acknowledge the existence of both white and male privilege without being sarcastic.

It’s not that big a deal to wrap your head around these ideas, and given your sharp mind, I’m hopeful that one day you’ll have a legitimate epiphany about this stuff and stop acting like such a smug prick.

popculturebrain:

Trailer: Porn parody of ‘Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee’ | Death and Taxes

Yes, this is a real thing.

This scene is funnier and more culturally relevant than the average SNL sketch, with the added bonus of two hot people having sex.

There are plenty of painfully bad porn parodies out there, but the clever ones are important. When it’s done well, parody has the unique ability to broaden the intersection between pornography and pop culture. Adult content creators can enter the mainstream conversation and hold our attention with something more than just explicit sex.

We need that. It’s one thing for pornography to become ubiquitous due to technology, but it’s another thing entirely for it to become accepted as a positive cultural influence. This is how it happens.

Listen up, all you lovers and fuckers. I’ve got some really cool news. I’m pleased to announce that I’ve been tapped to be the advice columnist for the re-launched Nerve.com.
I’ll be writing a weekly Dear Coquette column about love, sex, and relationships. My first column went live today, so check it out, and go have a great fucking weekend!

Listen up, all you lovers and fuckers. I’ve got some really cool news. I’m pleased to announce that I’ve been tapped to be the advice columnist for the re-launched Nerve.com.

I’ll be writing a weekly Dear Coquette column about love, sex, and relationships. My first column went live today, so check it out, and go have a great fucking weekend!

Oh, Lila Rose, you button-nosed little wingnut. Your god is a fiction and your life’s purpose is poison. Since you’re too stupid to recognize how your ridiculous belief system only serves to increase human suffering, I’ve decided to offset the evil that you put out into the world by donating a large sum of money to Planned Parenthood in your honor.

You should all feel free to donate to Planned Parenthood in her honor as well. Be sure to send acknowledgements to:

Lila Grace Rose
2200 Wilson Blvd.
Suite 102, #111
Arlington, VA 22201

Went on a bit of a twitter bender. No regrets. Felt good to vent.
For the record, I did what I had to do tonight and gracefully stepped off the roller coaster. I guess we all do stupid shit when we’re rebounding.

Went on a bit of a twitter bender. No regrets. Felt good to vent.

For the record, I did what I had to do tonight and gracefully stepped off the roller coaster. I guess we all do stupid shit when we’re rebounding.

Holy shit. I just bought an original Kii Arens Pussy Riot print for a gram of blow.

Holy shit. I just bought an original Kii Arens Pussy Riot print for a gram of blow.