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My latest @coketweet
February 28 2013
King of Douchebags No Match For King Of Vegas
Teenage Girl Wins Prize For Looking Sexy, Loses Prize For Having Sex
Obama Tells Scalia To Stop Being A Dick
Groupon CEO Up To 100% Off! (A $230 Million Value)
Girls Don’t Suck At Math, They Just Don’t Give A Fuck
Oh my god, that second one though.