At least there’s Beyonce.

In observance of America’s most celebrated annual ritual, I have prepared an offering of seven layer dip.

I shall now drive deep into the suburbs and consume large amounts of alcohol so that I might better pretend to be emotionally invested in the professional sports team based out of the city nearest to the one in which I live.

Oh, the things I do for my married friends.

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    Black sheep of the family. I had to try to hide the fact that I know nothing about football and was only watching for my...
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    This is actually me right now, except instead of seven layer dip it’s cheap wine and a grouchy attitude.
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