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My latest @coketweet
November 9 2012
Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder
I want a gold plated baseball bat. I’m in the mood to seem eccentric and vaguely threatening, and nobody would fuck with a crazy bitch who shows up accessorized with a golden Louisville Slugger.
Making this fucking anthem my ringtone.
My friend Mariza is having a Silent Disco birthday party next month. I think this should be on one of the channels.
Strong childhood flashbacks of the best kind.