The Coquette*

COKE TALK DIGNITY GIVEAWAY!

RULES:
You MUST like this post (because I’m a whore.)

You MUST reblog this post (because you’re a whore.)

You MUST follow me (because we’re all whores.)

You MUST reside in the U.S. (not really, but for some reason these type of scams all add this, so I’m guessing Nigerian bankers must really prefer U.S. currency.)

DEADLINE:
Like every obnoxious contest giveaway I’ve seen pop up on my dashboard lately, this one will end on whatever looming date gives it the most urgency.

I dunno, let’s say 12/12 at 12:12 (LA time, bitches.)

HOW THE WINNER WILL BE PICKED:
On December 12th, I will not be using a random number generator to pick a winner. Come on, what fun is there in that? I’ll just pick someone. Fuck it. Maybe it’ll be random, or maybe I’ll just like the way you smile. It’s entirely up to me.

If you win, I’ll send you a message letting you know that out of everyone who entered the contest, you’re the only one who gets your dignity back.

Usually with these scams, you’d have twenty-four hours to reply for confirmation of your prize, but honestly, I don’t give a fuck.