Oh, by the way. I finally got around to updating my website.
Check that shit out.

Oh, by the way. I finally got around to updating my website.

Check that shit out.

Chandelier (Plastic Plates Remix) - Sia

You guys are fuckin’ awesome. Seriously.

Coke Talk of the Day

I’m done with the toy company executive.

He managed to cheat on me twice (that I know of) despite the fact that we were in an open relationship. The first time, I let it slide as a plausible but all-to-convenient misunderstanding of the ground rules. The second time, it was just willful deception and good-old-fashioned narcissism.

Actually, no. It’s not that he was a narcissist. He was just a thoughtless prick whose self-loathing expressed itself as narcissistic behavior and addiction. His raging case of peter pan syndrome was actually a thin veneer of bullshit that covered up a raging case of alcoholism.

That was the worst part. It turns out he was a blackout drunk. He probably doesn’t remember half the good times we had. How sad. It certainly didn’t help that he was only in it for the chase. As soon as we were an official couple he checked out emotionally. Ugh. What a fucking clichΓ©.

It lasted longer than it should have, mainly because my friends all liked him. From the outside, it seemed like we were having a lot of fun, but I spent most of May and June completely miserable. It wasn’t something I noticed at the time, but a little hindsight goes a long way.

It’s okay, though. We were in and out in three months, which means it’s up to my discretion whether I count him as an “ex” or “just some guy I dated.”

Whatever. I didn’t have much skin in the game, and I’m glad it’s over.

Next.

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Back Down South - Kings of Leon

I’ve got a family vacation coming up. Kinda looking forward to being on the other side of America for a few days.

A friend of mine did a tarot card reading for me the other night, and it was actually a lot of fun.
Apparently, the King of Cups in that position means I’m about to meet some kind of sugar daddy. I dunno. The King of Swords as my challenge card means I have a problem with authority. Duh.
She mentioned past tricksters, possible burdens ahead, and an inner conflict that comes from my fear moving into the future. It wasn’t exactly fortune telling, but I really enjoyed the process of building a narrative out of the cards and their relative positions.
How would you guys interpret my reading?

A friend of mine did a tarot card reading for me the other night, and it was actually a lot of fun.

Apparently, the King of Cups in that position means I’m about to meet some kind of sugar daddy. I dunno. The King of Swords as my challenge card means I have a problem with authority. Duh.

She mentioned past tricksters, possible burdens ahead, and an inner conflict that comes from my fear moving into the future. It wasn’t exactly fortune telling, but I really enjoyed the process of building a narrative out of the cards and their relative positions.

How would you guys interpret my reading?

She Always Takes It Black - Gregory Alan Isakov

Sweet dreams, everyone.

"An Illustrated Guide to American Personhood" by Sarah Baker

"An Illustrated Guide to American Personhood" by Sarah Baker

"In a decision of startling breadth, the Court holds that commercial enterprises, including corporations, along with partnerships and sole proprietorships, can opt out of any law (saving only tax laws) they judge incompatible with their sincerely held religious beliefs."

β€” Justice Ginsburg doesn’t fuck around with her dissenting opinions.

Ghost (Oliver Nelson Remix) - Ella Henderson

Tonight’s getting ready music.

Frances Bean Cobain Warns Lana Del Rey Not To Romanticize Early Death Of The Universe
Frances Bean Cobain – daughter of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain –  added her voice to the debate surrounding Lana Del Rey’s controversial Guardian interview in which she said “The universe should be dead already.”
In the exclusive interview earlier this month, Del Rey made a number of controversial remarks regarding cosmic inflation theory. The “Born to Die” singer noted that, “properties of the newly discovered Higgs boson suggest that the universe should have collapsed just microseconds after its explosive birth.”
Cobain took to Twitter to address Del Rey’s comments: “I know ppl like u think it’s ‘cool’ to theorize about quantum fluctuations, but the heat death of the early universe isn’t something to romanticize.”
Del Rey replied to Cobain on Twitter, alleging that the Guardian reporter had baited her, adding, “I πŸ’œ conventional models of cosmic inflation, but we have to explain primordial gravitation waves.”
Cobain responded, “I’m not attacking anyone. I have no animosity toward Lana. I was just saying that gravity wasn’t the only force at play after the Big Bang.”
With the news that Lana Del Rey recently split with her boyfriend of three years, Barrie-James O’Neill, we can’t imagine the singer is factoring in all the latest advances in supersymmetry theory when speculating about quantum disruptions in the Higgs field.

Frances Bean Cobain Warns Lana Del Rey Not To Romanticize Early Death Of The Universe

Frances Bean Cobain – daughter of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain – added her voice to the debate surrounding Lana Del Rey’s controversial Guardian interview in which she said “The universe should be dead already.”

In the exclusive interview earlier this month, Del Rey made a number of controversial remarks regarding cosmic inflation theory. The “Born to Die” singer noted that, “properties of the newly discovered Higgs boson suggest that the universe should have collapsed just microseconds after its explosive birth.”

Cobain took to Twitter to address Del Rey’s comments: “I know ppl like u think it’s ‘cool’ to theorize about quantum fluctuations, but the heat death of the early universe isn’t something to romanticize.”

Del Rey replied to Cobain on Twitter, alleging that the Guardian reporter had baited her, adding, β€œI πŸ’œ conventional models of cosmic inflation, but we have to explain primordial gravitation waves.”

Cobain responded, β€œI’m not attacking anyone. I have no animosity toward Lana. I was just saying that gravity wasn’t the only force at play after the Big Bang.”

With the news that Lana Del Rey recently split with her boyfriend of three years, Barrie-James O’Neill, we can’t imagine the singer is factoring in all the latest advances in supersymmetry theory when speculating about quantum disruptions in the Higgs field.

Can’t Vibe - Tower

This song is the musical equivalent of a beer and BBQ pool party at some shitty apartment building in the Valley that you really didn’t want to go to, but your best friend drags you to it anyway, and there happens to be this one ridiculously hot guy who offers to smoke a joint with you, and the two of you end up fooling around like delinquent teenagers on the rooftop until you realize you’re getting sunburned in places that neither of you will be able to explain.

Okay. I’m starting to see what you weak-kneed fangirls are talking about with this whole Chris Pratt thing. Maybe I was blinded by too many years of his Andy Dwyer character from Parks and Rec, but damn, I totally get it now.

Okay. I’m starting to see what you weak-kneed fangirls are talking about with this whole Chris Pratt thing. Maybe I was blinded by too many years of his Andy Dwyer character from Parks and Rec, but damn, I totally get it now.

Step - Vampire Weekend

Today’s theme: “The gloves are off, the wisdom teeth are out.”

Go team!

Go team!

Talk About it - Erik Hassle

Deep, sad, and dripping with sex.