"If I ran a third time, it’d be sort of like doing a third Hangover movie."

Holy shit. This is pure gold from start to finish.

Coachella game too strong.

Coachella game too strong.

Simplethings - Miguel

I need more reasons to play this song.


Trailer: Porn parody of ‘Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee’ | Death and Taxes

Yes, this is a real thing.

This scene is funnier and more culturally relevant than the average SNL sketch, with the added bonus of two hot people having sex.

There are plenty of painfully bad porn parodies out there, but the clever ones are important. When it’s done well, parody has the unique ability to broaden the intersection between pornography and pop culture. Adult content creators can enter the mainstream conversation and hold our attention with something more than just explicit sex.

We need that. It’s one thing for pornography to become ubiquitous due to technology, but it’s another thing entirely for it to become accepted as a positive cultural influence. This is how it happens.

"Whether you more strongly feel the monumental significance of tiny things or the massive void between them depends on who you are, and how your brain chemistry is balanced at a particular moment. We walk around with miniature, emotional versions of the universe inside of us."

— Josh Worth, "If the Moon Were Only 1 Pixel"

Always - Panama

I’m looking forward to something. Don’t know what, but definitely something.

My new Desert Gem phone case arrived. I’ve started prepping early for Coachella this year.

My new Desert Gem phone case arrived. I’ve started prepping early for Coachella this year.

Psychic City (Classixx Remix) - Yacht

Everything is fuzzy.

I need to go back to New Orleans.


Bloodsport - Raleigh Ritchie

Sure I can.

Help Me Lose My Mind (feat. London Grammar) - Disclosure


Be honest




How much would you charge an hour to clean someone’s house in just your underwear and shoes?


at least 5k depending on how dirty the house is

More than I would charge for sex.

Breathing Electricity - The Electric Sons

Hope you’re all having a lovely weekend. (By the way, this is the happiest song about cocaine I’ve ever heard.)