High For This - The Weeknd

For when it’s raining at night in Los Angeles, and you can’t decide if you wanna invite someone over.

errantventures said:

Characterizing an entire people by the narcissistic gossip of one bitch with a newspaper column. That's a sound assessment amirite?

coketalk said:

Rachel Weinstein’s sickeningly insensitive blog post may not represent the mindset of all Israelis, but it certainly illuminates the grotesque one-sidedness of people’s suffering in the Palestinian/Israeli conflict.

Oh, and how’s this for a sound assessment: For whatever reason, you support the IDF’s invasion of Gaza, but rather than acknowledge your tacit complicity in an ongoing genocide, it’s easier for you to just come at me like a smirking douchebag, amirite?

"It is comforting to know that I am not fighting this Battle of the Bulge alone. In a recent and very unscientific Facebook survey a friend polled her community by asking, “Eating more or eating less because of the ‘situation’?” The answers varied, but most came to the conclusion that war is bad for your waistline."

Rachel Weinstein in her Times of Israel blog post titled, "Does This War Make Me Look Fat?"

This is Israel, folks.

They’re killing innocent civilians by the thousands (many of whom are children), and yet these people are so comfortable — comfortable in their living conditions, comfortable in their nationalistic superiority, and comfortable in the righteousness of their religious ideology — that what they’re worried about is how “the situation” is causing them to put on a little extra weight from all the binge eating.

The Palestinian people are being starved out and slaughtered in what amounts to a genocide in Gaza, but this bitch’s problem is that she just can’t put down her bag of M&Ms. What a callous, thoughtless monster.

Marie Antoinette may never have actually uttered the phrase, “Let them eat cake,” but this blog post is very real, and if you’ve ever wanted a living, breathing example of the banality of evil, here it is.

Flawless Remix Feat. Nicki Minaj - Beyonce

"Of course sometimes shit goes down when there’s a billion dollars on an elevator."

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All I Want (Manila Killa Remix) - Dawn Golden

This is one of those weekends where it’s all about the plans I don’t make.

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I added two more playlists to the collection this morning, Coquette Mix August 2014 and Baptized In Dirty Water. Enjoy!

I added two more playlists to the collection this morning, Coquette Mix August 2014 and Baptized In Dirty Water. Enjoy!

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My Favorite Mutiny - The Coup

You guys got me going deep this evening, reaching way back into the collection to find good stuff I haven’t heard in a while.

Nobody Likes a Shakedown*

Dear Swiftype,

My readers just informed me that the search function on my sites no longer works. Sure enough, it turns out that with no warning or notification of any kind, you’ve suspended my account and you are suddenly demanding $20 a month for a service you indicated would be free.

That’s a fucking shakedown, and it’s no way to do business.

If you had come to me ahead of time and asked politely, I might have been willing to pay you as much as $5 a month for your service. That would have been reasonable. Instead, you’re acting like greedy assholes, demanding a monthly payment more than double what SquareSpace charges to host an entire fucking website.

It’s a shame really, because when you aren’t strong-arming your customers, your search function is actually pretty good. It’s too bad you’ve gone and fucked it all up with an outrageous pricing structure.

I hate seeing a decent product crash and burn because the nearsighted hacks who showed up to adjust your business model after that last round of venture capital funding dramatically overestimated your entry price-point.

Oh well. Fuck you very much, and enjoy your slow decline into insolvency.

Yours in service,

The Coquette


* In a rather stunning display of customer service, one of the founders of Swiftype just reached out to me (on a Saturday) with a sincere apology for what turned out to be some kind of innocent glitch. The search function has been restored, as has my faith in the promise of quality customer support. Swiftype is fucking awesome, and I take back all that stuff I said.

Bling Bling - Junglepussy

Tonight’s getting ready music.

Wait for it.

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Busy Earnin’ - Jungle

Today’s theme: Finally gettin’ shit done.