April 2011
26 posts
It's hot as fuck in LA, and I'm working on... →
You asked for it. Literally.
March 2011
38 posts
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“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...”
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel
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Tom Ford's five easy lessons in how to be a... →
1. You should put on the best version of yourself when you go out in the world because that is a show of respect to the other people around you.
2. A gentleman today has to work. People who do not work are so boring and are usually bored. You have to be passionate, you have to be engaged and you have to be contributing to the world.
3. Manners are very important and actually knowing when things...
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Coke Talk of the Day
I called bankcard services this morning and spoke to a condescending robot that kept insisting my call was important.
Don’t lie to me, robot. Don’t thank me for my patience in that voice that sounds exactly like my mother when she talks to a waitress. Just play some shitty hold music while I wait for a live human to churn through my private financial records to discover why yet...
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Add this to Utah's list of crazy bullshit: an... →
Yes, that’s right. In that Mormon-filled looney bin where they still execute people by firing squad, the coup de grâce can now come from an official state firearm.
Stay classy, Utah!
The AP Stylebook finally changed “e-mail” to... →
In related news, Bill Clinton is no longer the president.
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Coke Talk of the Day
Last week was fashion week. This week is market week. Naturally, this is the time I pick to open my online boutique. I’m frazzled bananas over here, but fuck it. I’m having a blast.
I stayed up late last night prepping the first round of whore talk orders when I probably should have been doing other work. Whatever. I was having way too much fun adding little treats to everyone’s...
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I've got some insanely cool shit planned for...
Have your credit cards ready. Just sayin’.
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Fifteen people you should follow on twitter... →
According to the Village Voice, @coketweet is number three.
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Coke Talk of the Day
Remember when you were a kid, no impulse control whatsoever, unable to resist even the slightest temptation to fuck shit up?
Remember the first time in your life you got your grubby little hands on the volume knob of a gut-thumping stereo as it blasted your favorite dance song?
Remember how you thought that by jerking that volume knob along with the beat you were somehow imparting your own...
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“Charlie Sheen is an entertainer, and this is the first time he’s done his...”
– My answer when asked what I think of Charlie Sheen.
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emosogynist →
“A word coined by blog Jezebel in 2007 describing a man who comes across as feminist due to his sensitive, emo demeanor but who is in fact emotionally immature and adheres to unrealistic fantasies of women.
Because he doesn’t participate equally in relationships with real women he is woman-hating, therefore emosogynist.
Zach Braff is the classic example of a celebrity...
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Facebook To Share Users' Home Addresses, Phone... →
What’d I tell you folks? Get the fuck out now before you get data raped by Zuckerberg’s blue and white monster.
