May 2010
28 posts
May 30th
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May 28th
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May 24th
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May 22nd
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Coke Talk of the Day
You know how menus at cheesy chain restaurants have a little hot pepper next to items that are spicy? I’m wondering if I should do that for Dear Coke Talk entries to denote that I was high as giraffe pussy when I wrote them. Perhaps a little picture of Tom Sizemore’s head?
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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Coke Talk of the Day
TMZ was on a TV near me this morning. I only saw it for a few minutes, but I’ve needed a fucking shower ever since. Take away the cameras. Take away the studio. If those creeps did what they did while sitting around in some Burbank basement, they would be arrested for eight kinds of conspiracy and nine kinds of harassment. Porn is a more wholesome endeavor than TMZ, and certainly more...
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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Coke Talk of the Day
I just checked my Dear Coke Talk inbox, and I thought it was funny that these were the two most recent back-to-back entries: “I read your personal blog often and I was wondering, where do you get all this AMAZING music? How do you sift through the garbage to find the gems?” and “Sorry chica but I finally just unfollowed the regular Coke Talk tumblr due to yer boring taste in...
May 13th
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May 13th
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“Damn gurrrl, he comin’ over tonight?! You best be wearin’ yo Victoria...”
– Just overheard walking past airport security.
May 12th
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Coke Talk of the Day
I’m taking off early today. On Monday, JetBlue did a special promotion. It was their 10th anniversary or something, so they were offering $10 fares for all remaining flights today and tomorrow. Sure enough, I was able to book a round trip ticket to the bay for forty-one bucks. Hell, the taxes and fees were more expensive than the flight. For the cost of cab fare to the airport, I get to...
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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Craigslist Fun, Part I
Someone sent me a link to this oddball Craigslist post a couple days ago. I was kinda bored, so I decided to go ahead and fuck with the guy a little bit. The following is the first of several exchanges that are, for the moment, still ongoing: Honey I Shrunk The Kids role-playing (DC) Date: 2010-05-03, 6:46AM EDT Reply to: gigs-pdz4m-1721803091@craigslist.org This is an odd request, but I am...
May 7th
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Craigslist Fun, Part II
After my first email, I was surprised how quickly the Craigslist shrinky-freak guy responded. I ignored him for most of the day, but eventually my morbid curiosity got the best of me: From: ***** <*****@yahoo.com> To: Coke Talk <coketalking@gmail.com> Date: May 5, 2010 8:10 AM Subject: Re: Honey I Shrunk The Kids role-playing (DC) Dear potential opponent, I would actually...
May 7th
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Craigslist Fun, Part III
The saga continues. Unless he gets really fascinating with his next email, I think we’ll just call it a trilogy and be done with this ridiculousness: From: ***** <*****@yahoo.com> To: Coke Talk <coketalking@gmail.com> Date: Wed, May 5, 2010 at 7:38 PM Subject: Re: You can call me Huge Bitch. Huge Bitch, It’s actually not my secret agenda to go spelunking into your...
May 7th
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I can feel the summer coming on.
May 7th
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May 5th
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May 1st
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